Destination Wedding

SONG LYRICS

  • our idle days are trapped in cinematic haze

    i’m bored to death, let's have a seance

    we were beholden to no one!

    but your posture changed, 

    when I copied the keys to my place

    can we be lovers on the weekdays?


    cuz this start-stop love’s got me dreamin’ different scenes

    i think i need real stakes

    wanna feel my cold heart ripped open


    so long I've waited for closure

    and the halfway ain't holding me over


    said today’s a yes

    but tomorrow’s a maybe or less

    can we be lovers on the weekdays?


    i know i sound deranged

    this is a brazen invasion of space!


    still: can we be lovers

    on the weekdays?

  • you only call

    when you got nothing to do

    is that how much i matter to you?

    on and on it cycles, yeah

    we’re both flakes

    but get us in the same room

    it's like we never changed!

    on and on it cycles, yeah

    let’s fuck around, fuck around yeah

    strange

    just when i think i’m getting deeper with you

    that’s when i feel you fade away

    on and on it cycles

    all in all it’s fine

    let’s fuck around

    oooh if it’s over, just be up front with me.

    let’s skip on to the grieving.

    on and on it cycles

    all in all it’s fine

  • the lake’s reflection is a cotton candy cloud, oh yeah mhmm no one would know it by the way you run your mouth in spitting distance there’s forgiveness in your face from further out I feel ya yanking at my chain, oh yeah I do love in real time scrapes a knee and you’re still waiting for us king kurzweil’s at cruising speed, for the time being so bored of certitudes and wisdom of the crowds living like faith is just the opposite of doubt it’s a hidden bullseye, secret key into your parents’ closet ancient actor that steals the scene whose name i can’t remember. brightest night sky, deepest clean, the loss that won me over love in real time’s the death of me. ms. jenkins party of two we’ve got a table for you

  • high street was our happy place the sign is bolted down so it’s not torn away and hung up on a freshman’s wall by poster of bob marley with a soccer ball no i don’t have the wherewithal to run. midnight is the province of the young it flashes when the leaves are dead you dream of mississippi and a single bed. passion without elegance, holes inside your jeans from when you hopped the fence no i don’t have the wherewithal to roam it’s pretty but it still don’t feel like home. midnight is the province, midnight is the province of the young. bridge “not the fault of anyone” is a fantasy not the fault of anyone is the bed that we have made how you are with anyone is how you are with everyone you say instrumental of verse chorus they don’t have the wherewithal to stay it’s like pulling teeth to keep these two awake midnight is the province of the young, may love not fade away

  • Tom, you’ve got a warm and kindhearted soul.

    Thanks for powering our country! I know the work’s been taking a toll but Tom,

    you gotta eat until your stomach’s three-quarters full you can live to be a hundy --

    if a hundred years is your goal, yeah setting goals and thinking of tom, dreaming of the weekend with tom.

    Tom, your bag is headed straight for the hole.

    thanks for powering our country! you let me in on the joke,

    reasons why i’m thankful for Tom.

  • Oh I could take you anywhere

    If you wanted to get out of your way

    Take an hour outside your head.

    It was such a stupid sentiment,

    And I’d do anything to have it again

    Break it down to repeatable motions.

  • so fleet the works of man;

    back to the earth again.

    all ancient and holy things

    fade like a dream.

    whatcha recommend i do?

    aimee avenue

    i need you to keep your shoulders straight

    now, if you mimic the posture of your subject, it will make them feel a bit more comfortable.

    remember to focus on the victim, not the perpetrator.

    this way you're bound to have a more constructive conversation,

    which is what we want

    if the parking lot, the DMV

    has drained me of my empathies

    could this patient love, be poison fruit

    when we're in the water line,

    would we save a space for you?

    whatcha recommend i do?

    aimee avenue

  • hazy autumn back in mid-missouri,

    the greenery surrendered to the red,

    my ears are ringing like tornado sirens

    melinda shoots confetti on your bed.

    i, i can’t wait till morning comes again

    ahah, aha let’s watch the sun wake up

    my distant friend.

    at halloween, if a kid wants candy

    she’s got to tell the homeowner a joke.

    a little extra when you stick the landing

    you can stop me if you’ve heard this one before

    ah, you made your father your best man

    ahah, aha, then did the moonwalk for your first dance

    aha, lada, your voice keeps breaking up

    my distant friend

    i know i’m going heavy on the rhetoric, but could i change your mind?

    close friends living int he same neighborhood, it just makes sense

    convenience-wise

    ah, i won't let them draw those curtains just yet

    let’s get the gap closed up, my distant friend

  • you can’t rely on emotion

    it’s like a cloud rollin through

    but we’ve had this big one hanging over that’s jankin’ my groove

    your eyes have grand implications

    but still your lips never move

    give me that verbal confirmation that you feel it too

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

    like it’s some burden to prove?

    i know the word’s gotten cheaper over time that’s real

    and maybe it’s too far gone to capture the depths of how you really feel

    but somehow it still wrecks me

    that you can’t shake one loose

    (just one, just say it)

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

    what kinda harm would it do?

    i sense some friction when you touch me

    i wanna get smooth

    (various monosyllabic sounds)

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

    why’s it so strange to say you love me?

  • spring's got you you so messed up in a loop:

    is this loneliness or solitude?

    a face divorced from a name in a

    rented town

    “things that would take you ten minutes’ll take me an hour”

    Merced, it’s time

    let’s kill the classics

    hearing ya talk up death as escape

    at a pacers game, on a saturday

    half the crowd does the wave now it’s

    winding down

    spend some time with me

    i’m off at 9 today.

    the devil will find you when you hit the peak of your powers

    merced

    as if no one on earth can conceive of the mess you’re in

    it’s partially selfish to ask you to stay at this hour

    merced it’s time

    take off the plastic wrap, aw yeah

    let’s kill the classics

  • poker boy, don’t change your style it’ll take away the mystery! over pair, you raise the flop and it’s too late now to fold it’s the usual dilemma in the tyranny of twos. shoulder pads, those suits and ties met the dusty bins of history. the kings and queens wear chucks and jeans, send ya postcards from the road it’s the prisoner’s dilemma it’s the tyranny of choose! and i will never change i’m in love with the previous version of you.

Crimes Against Gratitude

  •  wanna say i worship you, but i don’t

    i wanna say i’ll be there at noon, but i won’t

    and tho the truth is making you cry

    it’s better than living the lie.

    i wanna say i worship you

    but i don’t

    spent twice a week in the verse buying time

    thinking that a new combination of words might change my mind

    but you can’t force a feeling where it don’t exist

    and say you’re happy even though i got the order wrong

    i wanna say i worship you but i don’t

    because the moon is yanking the tide

    and i don’t have the cheat code for infinite lives

    i wanna say i worship you

    but i don’t.

  • i still remember your bad breath

    dollar store cologne

    stuck on every towel i own.

    broke the cardinal rule for guests

    learn to leave the host alone

    and put back your dishes when done

    but you don’t have to get up -

    i’m not leaving yet.

    i can tell you’re unimpressed

    your face doesn’t match your tone

    what do people do here for fun?

    let’s go walking on broadway.

    maybe skip to the sticks yeah

    where i can flip my shit in peace

    oh let me flip my shit in peace

    flip my shit

    you don’t gotta talk tough

    we’re all friends here

    or that was the impression i got.

    i wasted 25 bucks

    on these bogus headphones

    and they’re cheaper to replace than repair

    you don’t have to get up. i’m not leaving yet.

    i'm not leaving

    (just keep breathing)

  • the living room doesn’t have a couch

    we’re opening bottles with our mouths

    come by!

    say hi!

    ask someone once and they refuse,

    the second time they’re in debt to you

    that’s fine!

    next time!

    please don’t kill us with your kindness

    it’s unnecessary mary if we’re takin up your me time

    argue logistics with your dad

    he doesn’t have faith in google maps

    we just gotta keep the clan together

    mom has a suit laid out for me

    wants me to shave until i bleed

    and who am i to tell her no?

    no no nuh no no no

    sleeping with the tent flap open then i’m

    pissin at a howard johnson

    50 points for being honest

    minus 10 for being rude

    nursing a grudge you made in college

    you’ll feel about 30 ticks better if you just let it go

  • i know you would like to go back to school

    but it can wait another year

    because babie ruth

    you’re getting long in the tooth

    and now you’re missus belvedere

    oh your daddy said trust your instincts

    as he’s licking champagne off the floor

    when did your grass get so green

    your paper won’t guarantee more

    in beirut

    you got a view from the roof

    but you only see the embassy

    listen if i were you

    i’d quit sniffing the glue

    he’s a walking hysterectomy

    oh we used to jam for hours in your basement

    and now we rent studio time.

    oh you’re so high in your tree babe

    still you keep on pining for more

    i know you would like to go back to school

    take it from your lips to the lords ears

    but listen babie ruth, you’re getting long in the tooth

    and you can’t afford those new veneers

  • once there was an automatic roof we had a captive audience to lose now that the onus is off us

    i sense your lack of urgency to move

    and i won’t be taking questions

    after the game

    ever since the wires got uncrossed

    i’ve taken stock of all the sunken costs

    i left my floral print bathing suit with you

    thinkin it be just a week or two and

    now i’m swimming with my eyes clothes

    i’m skinny dipping

  • It was this gray sunday in Detroit

    We missed our exit.

    But the highway was deserted

    So we pulled into reverse,

    for about a quarter mile

    and went on our merry way

  • in the bathroom getting stoned, with a doctor of the law

    the captain’s ricocheting like a racquetball

    it was Tommy Boy at first, equal access to the floor

    then turned to dostoyevsky when i pressed record

    oh if i can, you can too

    i turned a penny to a nickel that i can’t afford to lose

    i’ve got an armchair diagnosis about why you’re so desperate to be in charge

    braggin bout the values of your baseball cards

    your daddy plucks his eyebrows then i watch you do the same

    your mother always called you by your brother’s name

    oh if you can, i can too

    after some time i find, that’s not exactly true

    should i be so glad that i’m not you?

    without the hammer and the sickle can i safely call you friend?

  • they say less is more my dear

    i don’t know.

    it’d be good for your career

    to go slow.

    but it’s the last time, lazy jane

    you said i wouldn’t like the beer in tokyo

    but the swill will disappear the more you drink it

    oh i loved it when you called me out

    at steppenwolf i ran my mouth

    about how the actors weren’t convincing

    and the plot was too slow

    but it’s the last time, lazy jane

    we need more time

    face to face.

  • mia doesn’t wanna wait.

    see ya Sovereign at 8

    well it takes a little planning for the fun

    and if it weren’t for me then nothin would get done

    we love the smell of gasoline yeah!

    click flame, light and walk away

    well you make a four leaf clover with your tongue

    take the over

    save it up for a new years resolution

    i’m caught in a wave

    butterflying for miles

    butterflying for my home oh yeah

    i know that i’m preaching to the choir

    but sometimes the choir needs reminders

    and lord knows that i do.

    i know that i do

    mia, it’s all about mia

  • blooming sky

    rain like wine

    drop a shadow

    on a retail morning.

    it’s better than nothing

    when she goes away

    it’s the song of the summer.

    who’s getting high?

    can we drop by

    don’t have cash tho

    can someone spot me?

    bubbles poppin

    when i hear ricky say

    it’s the song of the summer

    no need to hurry

    it’s the song of the summer

Singles

  • Just when my boots
    Hit solid ground again,
    You cut the cable on me, knock me from my cloud again
    Don't believe me when you've never even tried
    Hop inside i'll take you for a ride

    In my moon car
    In my moon car
    In my moon car

    There are no wives,
    Not even traffic cones.
    No little voice that tells me who i am and where to go
    Oh once she leaves i'll find my eden in the sky
    With the gold delicious apple of my eye

    In my moon car,
    In my moon car,
    In my moon car!
    Car, yeah uh-huh

    In my moon car
    In my moon car
    In my moon car

    In my moon car
    In my moon car

    Car
    Car
    Car
    Car
    Car
    Car, yeah uh-huh

  • Well we knew this love was a time bomb

    Flipped the clock on its face.

    Now we're two sleeps out of the shake up

    Getting high on reasons to stay

    but we've got to drop the charade

    Oh I don't see the point in dragging this on, no no yeah

    It's the feel-good smash of the summer

    The beach and cheap champagne

    When the heat was strong

    And the days stretched out long

    Now I need proof

    That it's worth 10 rounds in the cage

    Oh I don't see the point in dragging this on

    Basking in the shade of a memory

    No green grass down the path I'm leading you on

    Just afraid to walk alone

    Ooh I'm as bad as you

    Ooh whistling past the tomb

    And we're so far gone from the shape we want

    trying to pitch our tent in the rain

    Oh, I don't see the point dragging this on

    Act like we're not totally guessing

    I don't see the point in.

    I don't see the point in.

    I don't see the point in dragging this on